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1 day ago on July 26th | J | 31,829 notes

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

5 days ago on July 22nd | J | 150,420 notes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

1 week ago on July 19th | J | 153,109 notes

nicodicat:

there are a lot of things in this world that I don’t like, and I can live with that but why do they put stickers on books

1 week ago on July 19th | J | 4,364 notes
foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

1 week ago on July 19th | J | 173,260 notes

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

1 week ago on July 17th | J | 437,555 notes

dutchster:

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

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perfect

1 week ago on July 17th | J | 48,491 notes

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

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1 week ago on July 17th | J | 579,869 notes

drtanner-sfw:

thegestianpoet:

this is my favorite vine

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

1 week ago on July 17th | J | 191,038 notes

ma-jenka:

When people walk slow in front of you

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1 week ago on July 17th | J | 207,896 notes
stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

1 week ago on July 17th | J | 95,199 notes

glorfyndel:

I’m supposed to be doing maths revision but there’s a typo on one of the worksheets

1 week ago on July 17th | J | 32,480 notes
werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

1 week ago on July 17th | J | 45,737 notes
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