you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius
This guy in my geometry class has dressed up like a shark for two days now.
That’s cute. I HAVE TO DRESS UP AS A SHARK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE SWIM AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN KID
live to ride
how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population.
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
introduce urself to sexual partners as the great pumpkin and refer to yourself in the third person exclusively so that when u get down u can eventually yell ‘THE GREAT PUMPKIN IS COMING’ and fulfill the higher purpose of humanity
i’m going to die alone
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal
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2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties.